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Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons.

Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure. This is madness! We’re doomed! There’ll be no escape for the Princess this time. What’s that?

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It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Leave that to me.

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.